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A REAL update! [Aug. 16th, 2006|09:34 pm]
So heres one. I been working. Alot. Like 60hrs of OT a week. And only THAT little because they put a "cap" on it. I cant work 80hrs like Id like to. Why do I work so much overtime, you ask? Because I get paid damn near $30hr to do it. I already have 27hrs this week and plan on working at LEAST that much next week. And the week after that and the week after that until they make me stop! Im trying to get a 2006 VW Rabbit for my girlfriend/fiance/almost wife as well as get my 4x4 back on the road and pay some really annoying bills. SO, thats about it. Im fine and healthy (physically) and things are going quite well. Hope everyone is well. And thats about it. The end. Go away. really. I mean it. GO! FUCKING FINE!!! I'LL GO!
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Stolen from Wolfmage cus stealing is FUN! [Aug. 15th, 2006|10:15 pm]
1. Name:
2. Age/Birthday:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Rapper/Artist:
7. Favorite Book/Comic Book:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Favorite TV Show:
10. Favorite Video Game/Board Game:
11. Do we know each other outside of Livejournal?:
12. Would you give me a kidney?:
13. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
14. If you could change anything about your current life, would you?:
15. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?:
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This is all that is Happy! [Aug. 9th, 2006|07:22 am]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/51/Kitty+Cat+Dance/stream


It always seems to make me smile....and then its stuck in my head all day and I cant get it out.
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Stolen from someone who was probably wearing underwear..BEFORE I STOLE THEM!! [Jul. 24th, 2006|09:21 am]
You Are 80% American

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!
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Some test thingy....icle! [Jul. 23rd, 2006|10:57 am]
Your EQ is 147

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
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WOOT! [Jul. 11th, 2006|06:07 pm]
ANOTHER MONTH GONE AND IM STILL ALIVE!
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Test? icles? [Jun. 25th, 2006|09:10 am]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Jumping from the port-a-john, naked, wielding his boxers cometh Azzy! And he screams at the top of his lungs:

"SWEET JEEBUS! CAN’T A GUY TAKE A SHITE IN PEACE!?"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys



tee hee. Im a baaad widdle yoter!
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BACK ONLINE! [Jun. 22nd, 2006|09:02 am]
The subject pretty much says it all but let me go more in-depth. IM BACK FUCKING ONLINE WOOHOOO BEANIE BABIES!! Im sorry, the last bit WAS kinda random. But im back and pretty excited about it. So, yeah. See you all online!
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Update again. tattoo bulletin! [May. 2nd, 2006|11:43 pm]
Figured out what my next tattoo is going to be. Its a "Borre" style gripping beast necklace. Yup. Its going on my neck. Im trying to find one of wolves but the one I have found of Draygunz is equally pleasing. Trying to find a pic online is a beeyatch. But a iece of art I bought from the Renaissance Festival has it. When I go home im going to contact the artist and get his permission first. And then I go for the inky!

Special note for Silverwolfen: Remeber that blue coyote pic u drew for me years ago? The on that has my "special rune" on it? Thats going on my shoulder if its okey with you. CUS IT FAWKING ROCKS and is in keeping with my themes. So yeah. GET BACK TO ME!

Ummm. So yeah. And I might be getting me a new rifle too. Very hot. "Crack action" loading .223 Rem. For those times when you just need to reach out and touch something. And then make it go died!

Starting my new job's academy on May 8th @ 0700hrs. kinda excited. MORE excited about the increase in pay. Get some bills payed off, get my financing for building my home and hopefully be able to complete it by this time next year. And then get married O.o in it. *Insert Twilight Zone music*

The concept is still odd to me. Not scary, but kinda has that new car scent. Never thought Id try doing this again. Love does dumb things. It hasnt blinded me and my eyes see clear as ever.

And in other news.....thats it! Hope everyone is well, or as well as current situation dictate.
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Uhpdayet [Apr. 25th, 2006|11:40 pm]
So hows this for an update. I got nothin. Nothin going on at all. Except that I now sport a well crafted mohawk. And the girlfriend is the one that did it for me. HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT!? And im also going to KFMA Day down here in tucson this weekend ( http://www.kfma.com/ . LAst time I went a good time was had by all. Especially the naked women that got drunk, went up on the stage and performed severl lesbian-like acts before security stopped them. I think that performance was better than the band that was playing. I think I scared Yelth too. She knows why. BUT I WAS VERY SERIOUS, ANGEL! Ummm, probably starting a new, better [paying job this or next month. Making about $18hr plus as much overtime as I can stand. Or rather, my relationship can stand. Also planning on getting married sometime next year. ALSO planning on building a home by this time next year as well. Just gotta get some bills payed off before I can get a loan. My debt-to-income is really high. Which is ass. STUPID FUCKING THIEVES STEALING MY DAMNED 4WHEELER! May a house fall upon them. Soooo, yeah. Thats it. Purple monkey dishwasher
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Something funny about population control. [Apr. 17th, 2006|12:25 pm]
So im listening to some random comic on comedy central. I think it was Ron White. He said his wife had the best idea on how to control birth. It comes in a pill and NO its not for the women! Its for the men. Guess what it does? IT MAKES SEMEN TASTE LIKE A CHOCOLATE SHAKE!!! I about peed myself. And then the funny was gone and I realised that the dogs had got into the house and had begun to destroy things and pee on random hierlooms. THE PUPPIES MUST DIE! Or be punished. Maybe Ill burn their kingdom to the ground and offer tham help to build it if they sell their first born daughters into prostitution. Or something. Wow. totally random. In other rather happy news I may be getting my internet back. The other roommate is going to pay for the highspeed I used to have,. ISNT THAT SPECHUL!?!? I think so. I miss my Yelth :( And everyone else too!
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I ate a bird this last monday. [Mar. 31st, 2006|09:40 am]
Doing about 100 mph in a turned leaned waaaaaaay the hell over. Doctor trip, heating pads, drugs. I sound like some geriatric in a nursing home. Im fine tho, dinged up but fine. HOWS EVERYONE ELSE!?
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HAAAAAPPY BURPDAY YELTHSISTERKHNAYDEEYANTHINGY! [Feb. 15th, 2006|09:39 am]
Yeah, that about sums it up :P Happy"Youreonedayclosertodeath" day. And I still call dibs on your skull!


My Valentines day was goosd. I cooked some steak and some green beans in some sweet red pepper and garlic vinigarette. Baked some choco-cookies and then we sat down to watch a DVD. Annnnnnnd THAT never happened! >XD Anywho, hope everyone is well and I hope everyone goes out and gets that 50% off on choco today. doG knows I will!
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Stolen from Yelth and Jasanni because stealing is fun and often profitable! [Feb. 7th, 2006|07:30 am]
You scored as Combat Infantry. You're a combat infantry soldier,a grunt, a dogface, a footslogger. While some say your common, you're a really a disciplined person who realizes the importantce of working in a team, and in reality you and your comrades get most of the work done. This country needs more people like you. Your a brave, selfless person. And I salute you.

TEN-HUT!!!

</td>

Combat Infantry

88%

Special Ops

69%

Support Gunner

63%

Officer

63%

Engineer

63%

Medic

50%

Artillery/Armor

44%

Civilian

19%

Which soldier type are you?
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[Feb. 3rd, 2006|08:37 am]
Stolen from nucwulf...because stealing and thievery in general is naughty and fun! Ever notice how most naughty things are fun?






[Marital Status]Single/Engaged
[Shoe size]10.5
[Parents still together]in spirit
[Siblings]noone biological
[Pets]Two wolves and a sheepdog
FAVORITES
[Color]BLOO!
[Number]0
[Animal] Coyote
[Drinks] Crystal lite Fruit punch
[Soda] Diet Mt Dew
[Book] From a Buick 8- Steven King
[Flower] ummmm....
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Brown
[Twirl your hair?] not enough of it
[Have tattoos?] yup 2...FOR NOW!
[Have Piercings?] nopers
[Cheat on tests/homework?] the ONLY way to go
[Drink/Smoke?] DRINK!
[Like roller coasters?] Abso-freakin-lutely!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Australia or someplace peaceful
[Want more piercings?] look above retard!
[Like cleaning?] Its necessary
[Write in cursive or print?] mixture of both
[Own a web cam?] yup
[Know how to drive?] yup
[Own a cell phone?] yup
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yup
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Countless
[Considered a life of crime?] yup....but enjoy getting laid by women
[Considered being a hooker?] just for the money
[Lied to someone?] never
[Been in love?] am now
[Made out with JUST a friend?] several times
[Been in lust?] yeah, but just for the sex
[Used someone] nope
[Been used?] probably. They like the coyote beef!
[Been cheated on?] not that I know of?
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] several times
[Stolen anything?] never. Well, do hearts count?
[Held a gun] Held one, used one, cleaned one, etc....
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Work uniform
[Current mood] ummm...im at work. Do the math!
[Current taste] Spit
[What you currently smell like] Stale air
[Current hair] short
[Current thing I ought to be doing] working HA!
[Current cd in stereo] some rap shit
[Last book you read] Halo: First Strike
[Last movie you saw] Serenity
[Last thing you ate] Nutella and peanutbutter sammich
[Last person you talked to on the phone] My baby
[Do drugs?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] sure, thers what passes for life here
Remember your first love?] yeah..whats her name again
[Still love him/her?] sure
[Read the newspaper?] nope..well just the funnies
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yup. Lesbos
[Believe in miracles?] sure?
[Do well in school?] Yup
[Wear hats] sometimes. Do helmets count as hats?
[Hate yourself?] nopers
[Have an obsession?] yeah. Boobies
[Collect anything?] kisses from my girl
[Have a best friend?] yup. Two as close as brothers
[Close friends?] several
[Like your handwriting?] sure?
[Care about looks] kinda
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Dolly Parton's left breast. Cus it was bigger
[First kiss] In a hottub in Cali with some girl
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] nope. Its takes one or two more times
[Do you believe in "the one?"] Neo was a bothc compared to me!!
[Are you a tease?] I dunno, am i?
[Too shy to make the first move?] HA! yeah right.
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Sometimes
[Bitch/Asshole] Neither. Im a prick on a mission
[sarcastic] sure
[Angel] see below. WAAAAAAYYYYY BELOW!
[Devil] I run dis bitch!
[Shy] nuh uh
[Talkative] blah blah... no

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!




so yeah. Okiluveyasbuhbye!
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Sorry Ive been gone for so long...but Ive been busy. AND I have a new baby. [Feb. 1st, 2006|07:19 am]
Lots of work. Working two jobs. Got a new motorcycle!

Here lookie @ my baby: http://powersports.honda.com/motorcycles/sport/description_enlarge.asp?ModelName=CBR600RR&ModelYear=2006&ModelId=CBR600RR6&ModelStyle=CBR600RR6&w=749&h=519

Other than that Ive been selling my parents' old house and am in the process of selling mine and moving into a 2br/2ba townhome in tucson. Yeah, im moving out of the desert and into civilization. And yeah, I feel sorry for the city of Tucson too >XD Going to meet my girlfriend's father for the first time in October. Its kinda weird though. Im gonna meet the guy for the first time and be all "Hi. My name is Scott and Ive come to change your daughter's last name." *handshake* XD She keeps asking me if im nervous. I dont GET nervous. Anyone thats met me for the first time knows! So yeah. Lotsa new stuff, trying to buy a house and my engagement/wedding gift to her is going to be a jet black Great Dane puppeh. Sooo, thats about it. Sorry I missed u in Cali Yelth/Angbutt. Was VERY bust this month. Ill meail u when nI get the chance and feed you ALL the info, k? Ok. I love u all buh-bye.
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Right on the nose..except for the narcissism [Jan. 5th, 2006|09:15 am]

Your Social Dysfunction:
Happy



You're a happy person - you have a good amount of self-esteem, and are socially healthy. While this isn't a social dysfunction per se, you're definitely not normal. Consider yourself lucky: you walk that fine line between 'normal' and being outright narcissistic. You're rare - which is something else to be happy about.





Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com


Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.




all is well otherwise. Might be buying a Great Dane here soon too. Noone knows the code that that means. But I can tell Yelth. Cus she my sisser. Still, even after all this time. Yupyup. When r u going to be in Cali?
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Xmas is SEXmas! [Dec. 27th, 2005|05:51 pm]
I got the best gift of all for xmas. Love, companionship and sex. Lots. Then we opened presents. I got:

From my woman:
1.)A bottle of Gentleman Jack Daniel's Whiskey. Its kinda like green label I guess. Very mellow and almost sippable.
2.)A homemade blanky made of this REALLY fecking awesome material that has a name that I cannot recollect just now.
3.)A back scratcher for when I work out too hard and can hardly move afterwards and have noone to scrathc my back.
4.)A Timex watch that she had engraved. It reads " You and me until the wheels fall off."
5.)A Xmas ornament made ENTIRELY out of colored ducttape!!
6.)BBQ dipped hambones for the boys. Which are gone. They totally fucking ATE them. I dont wanna get bit.

From her Grandparents:
1.)A bottle of Canadian Club Whiskey. GREEN LABEL! Aged 6yrs. Nummers!

From my Dad:
1.)$12,000 cus we just settled a house sale and my mothers insurance stuff. Paying off loads of bills.

Spent my Xmas at her Grnadparents house. Had a big breakfast. Slept. Had a big dinner. Walked 6 miles. Slept. I didnt have very much time to feel badly on xmas without my mother. Its hurts, badly, butnot as bad as if I were all by myself on the holidays. I kinda felt the old woman wathing me.

Anyways. Hope everyones was good and Magey, I hope your days to follow are much much better.
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Updayt [Dec. 19th, 2005|06:29 pm]
Sending my father back to NY for xmas so he can be around family. Im probably working for Xmas and then going to my girl's house for dinner later that night. Gonna hang out with my brother and his father-in-law for New Years Eve. Theres supposed to be like 60 people at that party O.o Me and the lady are gonna go to it and probably NOT leave that night at all. Umm. Other than that...the holidays suck ass for reasons some of you know and reasons that everyone knows. Most notably: The little old lady at Wal-Mart thats pushing her wee little cart EVER SO FUCKING SLOWLY DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN ISLE! So I make a comment: "Lady, I dont know about you but some of us have stuff to live for." to which I get a good ribbing from the girlfriend. She laughed tho. She was probably thinking about doing the same thing. In fact, I KNOW she was :P Anywho, If I dont post before the holiday : Everyone have a merry RamaChanakwanzaxmayule and I hope you all get everything you want.

Much of the lovins,

Der Azzerhawl
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ALIFE! [Dec. 11th, 2005|06:18 pm]
Yup. I am. And things are well. Everything is actually going pretty good over here. Xmas is on the way and my father is heading back to NY with family. I cant go back to NY so im spending the days with my friends and my girl. Mostly my girl :P. Were doing very well too. Finally got that 3 word phrase out of the way too :D. So yeah. All is well. Ive just been busy with a second job and all and trying to spend time with my lady to boot. Anywho, if y'all have any questions about anything more feel free to post here and HOPEFULLY ill gte back to you as soon as I can
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